Huh? What? I can’t even …

I have no idea what’s going on in this weird new HTC commercial. No. Idea. Humongous Tinfoil Catamaran? Hipster Troll Carwash? What are those things? WHAT IS MY LIFE?!

All I know is that Robert Downey Jr., clothes-wearer and not-actually-Iron Man extraordinaire, is in it – and that’s good enough for me. Here’s to change, I guess.