Pop culture-themed, adult-sized hooded onesies are a wonderful thing
made more wonderful by the dreamboat who models them.
Sexy, geeky, photogenic man, you make my heart sing.
Even among male models, you are truly a gem.
From your photos, I can tell you have at least five facial expressions,
which is at least three more than most models can do.
(Plus, that chiseled jaw – god damn)
You provide the perfect backdrop to several of my pop culture obsessions.
And for that, nameless model man, I thank you.
Something something something grand slam.

-Written by Charlotte Hannah, age 21

Thank you, and good night! Tip your server.

P.S. RED5’s pop culture onesies are awesome, and onesies are totally unisex. Buuuuy ooooone.