By now, you’ve probably heard about the crazy sorority girl letter – the email written by a seemingly unhinged member of the Delta Gamma sorority at the University of Maryland who just wanted to her fellow sisters to stop being so “f**king awkward” in front of the boys from the Sigma Nu frat.

In an extremely long, profanity-filled tirade, the sorority member goes off on her sisters for not talking to the frat members, discussing plans to hang out at a different frat in front of the boys and just generally being “stupid f**king ass hats.”

It’s actually impressive just how completely nuts it is. The only thing that would make it even more nuts is if it were given a dramatic reading by an actor known for playing deranged characters.

Which, since this is the Internet, it obviously has been. Watch this video of Michael Shannon, an actor who has appeared as an insane man in every movie ever made, reading the crazy sorority girl letter. It’s incredibly NSFW.