Pic of the Day

Hopefully that melon protects her against terrible Smashing Pumpkins-based puns.

Oh, coffee. What would we do without you?

Kayne Lawton is an Australian rugby player, and also your new crush.

Ooh, yeah, that’s the stuff. *inhales deeply from Netflix box*

Your person may also be a large chocolate cake. We’re not judging.

What are you lookin’ at, punk?

When you consider your Wal-Mart attire to be too dressy, you really need to rethink your life.

I would throw my pie for you, Twirlers.

We’d like her to be our unofficial grandma.

I can see no way this could possibly turn out badly.

Stay safe on the water this summer — unless, of course, there’s a gaggle of hot lifeguards nearby to save you.

This is very true — especially if they’re attributed to Marilyn Monroe.

Who is this hero? How can I make him my friend immediately?

When will it end, society? Haven’t we suffered enough?

If you’re looking for a new honorary grandma, may we suggest this awesome woman, who’s keepin’ it real well into old age.