Ode to the Man Who Models Pop Culture-Themed Adult Onesies
Pop culture-themed, adult-sized hooded onesies are a wonderful thing
made more wonderful by the dreamboat who models them.
Sexy, geeky, photogenic man, you make my heart sing.
Even among male models, you are truly a gem.
From your photos, I can tell you have at least five facial expressions,
which is at least three more than most models can do.
(Plus, that chiseled jaw – god damn)
You provide the perfect backdrop to several of my pop culture obsessions.
And for that, nameless model man, I thank you.
Something something something grand slam.
–Written by Charlotte Hannah, age 21
Thank you, and good night! Tip your server.
P.S. RED5’s pop culture onesies are awesome, and onesies are totally unisex. Buuuuy ooooone.