You guys. YOU GUYS.

Guess what.

MICRO PIGS, THAT’S WHAT.

Look at this little dude. Look how teeny and fuzzy he is. And that smushy wee face … be still my heart! It seems like everybody on the whole wide Internet wants a pet micro pig right now, and it’s no surprise – they’re just about the cutest thing around. Don’t tell my cats I said that.

Watch this happy micro pig get a bath in a bidet. (Try not to think about what a bidet is while you’re watching it though.) If you turn the sound way up, you can hear her contented squeaks and snuffles.

That’s some pig!