If it’s true what they say about not taking life advice from people with bad eyebrows … well, let’s just say you probably shouldn’t let any of these folks help you pick a college major. Check out these extremely questionable eyebrows:

LOL that shirt.

Bad eyebrows: they’re not just for the ladies! Also, is having words for eyebrows a thing now? (Side note: Somehow I doubt that, buddy.)

Apparently, yes. It’s a style that goes very well with an orange jumpsuit.

Just … what is even going on here? The dude’s cool, but everything about this woman is just WTF.

Oh girl, no.

HOW DOES THIS HAPPEN?

These are a joke. They have to be.

We can only assume she’s feeling every emotion all at once.

You tried =(

In time, the hickey will fade … but those bad tattooed-on eyebrows are forever.

This woman is my spirit animal.

No, wait … this dog is.