Cats are natural masters of stealth and disguise, using their natural coloring, expertly chosen props and well-placed distractions to blend seamlessly into the background. We can only pray they use their powers for good.

That’s a strange, lumpy blanket you’ve got there!

Groucho Marx, is that you?

What a lovely teddy bear!

Oh, what a cute collection of stuffed animals.

Is it Christmas time already?

Wow! A real live bat!

Is it just me, or is there something weird about that bag of Meow Mix?

Your dog is looking especially adorable today.

Nice buns!

Don’t. Blink.