Can We Please All Take Cat Bearding Pictures Now?
Cat bearding is not when you make your cat wear a fake beard and call him Kitty Mays.
Nor is it when you shave your cat, make yourself a beard out of her fur and then laugh maniacally as she looks up at you, hairless and confused, as if to say, “What have you done to me, human? I trusted you.”
Cat bearding is when you hold your cat in front of your face in such a way as to create the illusion you have a beard made out of a cat. That’s all. Apparently it’s what the kids are up to these days. (Hey man, it’s better than condom snorting.)
Cat bearding is awesome, and will continue to be awesome until it’s played out and overdone – say, in about a week from now, or whenever one of the Kardashians does it. Until that time comes, you will love cat bearding. You will. Now, go forth and create your very own cat beard. And then share it here, because I’d love to see it.
Oh my god … this cat is its own beard.