Gwyneth Paltrow will smoke cigarettes and eat french fries — but she’s vowed never to get Botox injections ever again.

In a new interview with Harper’s Bazaar, the 40-year-old actress and cookbook author says she’s “scared to go under the knife,” but would consider surgery — just not Botox.

“I’ll try anything,” Gwyneth dished. “Except I won’t do Botox again, because I looked crazy. I looked like Joan Rivers!”

Gwyneth also admitted that she allows herself to smoke — rarely. Her vice is “My one light American Spirit that I smoke once a week, on Saturday night.”

“I think it’s a mix,” she said of beauty treatments, healthy living and enjoying life. “You know, I use organic products, but I get lasers. It’s what makes life, finding the balance between cigarettes and tofu.”

She says that she exfoliates nightly and uses beauty products like those from Sonya Dakar. She also recently tried Thermage laser treatment, which she says was “quite painful.”

“It feels like someone’s smacking your face with a rubber band that has an electric shock in it,” she continued. “But I would do it again, because I feel like it took five years off my face.” (Maybe Brandi Glanville’s laser burns will prove to be worth it?)

Perhaps the most shocking thing about Gwnyeth is that she sometimes indulges in french fries and pasta. When discussing getting in shape for the upcoming Iron Man 3, she said, “There are certain requirements, but luckily I have a good base because I work out often. I just had to not eat pasta and french fries the night before shooting– which I’m terrible at doing.”