Laura Crewe
April 10, 2013

Craigslist Ad Seeks Robb Stark Look-Alike for Game of Thrones Sex Fantasy

Richard Madden as Robb Stark in Game of Thrones

Photo credit: HBO

By now we should all be used to the wacky things people get up to on Craigslist. Seeking a hoarder for a roommate? Check. Holding a ‘my husband is a liar and a cheater’ garage sale? Oh yeah. Wanting to hire an Adult Drunk Clown for a birthday party? You know it!

And yet, Craigslisters continue to amaze and amuse.

Today’s entry into the Craigslist Hall of Fame comes from a young woman in New Orleans with an elaborate Game of Thrones fantasy: She would like to “make wild and passionate love” to a Robb Stark twin atop the replica of the Iron Throne she just bought.

“I’m looking for a Stark in the streets but a wildling in the sheets,” she notes.

Dudes, you must look like Robb. (Well, actually you must look like Richard Madden, the actor who plays Robb in the HBO series.) And don’t bother telling the lister your name. She wishes to call you Robb.

You, naturally, will call her Daenerys — because that’s who she is. She is (*rises to full height*) Mother of Dragons and the rightful heir to the Seven Kingdoms, you usurper you.

Oh! Please bring your own costume. No nice furs because you just spent the evening in the dungeon after a bloody battle. (Natch!)

Hey, props to the lady for knowing what she wants and having the dragons to ask for it. Here’s hoping she finds someone who’s willing to get Stark-ers with her.