Charlotte Hannah
March 06, 2013

What Would Happen to Straight Marriages If Gay Marriage Was Legal? (VIDEO)

This chilling video, brought to you by The Coalition Of People Whose Lives Are Ruined Whenever Other People Are Treated Equally, shows what would happen to straight couples if gay marriage were to become legal. Formerly idyllic partnerships would be torn asunder, and the children of these heterosexual unions would be doomed to grow up with parents who don’t love them. The world as we know it will end and be replaced with one in which down is up, cats and dogs get along and the best shows on TV don’t get cancelled to make room for “reality” programs.

Or at least, that’s what a certain bigoted portion of our population thinks would happen. The rest of us know the price of equality is no more than whatever the ink for all those new marriage licenses costs.