Nokyoung Xayasane
February 08, 2013

Mom French Kisses Convict Son So She Can Pass Him Drugs (VIDEO)

Photo credit: Yates Country Sheriff’s Office

A New York mom just beat out Dina Lohan for the World’s Worst Mom Award. Hands down.

Kimberly Margeson, 54-year-old mother of jailed convict William Partridge, allegedly passed her son drugs by French kissing him.

It’s okay if you’ve vomited in your mouth a little.

According to CBS News, authorities from Yates County say that Margeson supplied her 30-year-old son with Oxycodone pills by hiding them in her mouth and, uh, slipping him the tongue.

However, it’s still unclear if the mom-and-son drug kiss really happened. We’re hoping for the love of all that’s good and right that this is just an Internet farce gone creepy.

According to the Examiner, Margeson pleaded not guilty to possession of a controlled substance and promoting prison contraband. She was released from jail after posting $2,000 bail. Her son Partridge, who’s in jail for a felony weapons possession charge, has also been charged with a misdemeanor count of promoting prison contraband.

Now let’s all try and remove that bizarre mental image that’s been etched into our brains.