Amanda Pendolino
February 06, 2013

Breasts, Buttocks and Other Fleshy Parts Banned at the Grammys

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If you want to see a little skin, you won’t find it at the Grammy Awards this Sunday — or at least that’s what CBS is hoping.

Deadline reports that the network, which is airing the 55th annual music awards show, has sent out a hilarious “wardrobe advisory” that asks performers and presenters to hide the goodies — and keep those political buttons at home. Check it out:

Please be sure that buttocks and female breasts are adequately covered. Thong type costumes are problematic. Please avoid exposing bare flesh under curves of the buttocks and buttock crack.

Bare sides or under curvature of the breasts is also problematic. Please avoid sheer see-through clothing that could  possibly expose female breast nipples. Please be sure the genital region is adequately covered so that there is no visible “puffy” bare skin exposure. 

Please avoid commercial identification of actual brand name products on T-shirts. Foreign language on wardrobe will need to be cleared. OBSCENITY OR PARTIALLY SEEN OBSCENITY ON WARDROBE IS UNACCEPTABLE FOR BROADCAST. This as well, pertains to audience members that appear on camera. Finally, The Network requests that any organized cause visibly spelled out on talent’s wardrobe be avoided. This would include lapel pins or any other form of accessory.

Puffy bare skin exposure! The horror!

I’m guessing that Nicki Minaj, Lady Gaga and Rihanna pose the biggest fleshy threats — but maybe Nicki has another bizarre religious-themed cloak in her closet? And if Pink writhes around in the air another flesh-colored bodysuit like she did at the Grammys in 2010, does that count?

Rihanna is set to perform at the show, which airs Sunday, February 10 at 8/7 Central.  Given the scantily-clad photos she likes to Tweet, CBS may be in for a surprise!