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January 31, 2013

STK Steakhouse Is a ‘Female-Friendly’ Restaurant, Whatever That Means (VIDEO)

Photo credit: The One Group, YouTube

Women, have you spent years longing to eat steak in a restaurant but found yourself put off by those giant portion sizes that are just too much for your small, feminine appetite? Do you avoid steakhouses that don’t allow you to do your hair and make-up at the table? (Never mind that it’s unhygienic.)

Well, you’re in luck, because STK Steakhouse apparently knows exactly what ladies want in a steakhouse — and it has very little do with, you know, eating steak. If this blatantly sexist video is any indication, all women want is a steakhouse that will grant them the right to oh-so-seductively feed each other pieces of beef, wear over-sized glasses indoors and cut loose by unbuttoning their blouses. It’s not too much to ask for, you guys.

STK’s restaurants are already in a bunch of cities, including London, New York, Los Angeles, Miami, Atlanta and Las Vegas. Now they’re expanding their vagina-friendly enterprise to Connecticut.

STK isn’t alone in their quest to make eateries more appealing to the so-called fairer sex. The Bachelorette contestant Chris Bukowski is opening up a woman-centric sports bar called Bracket Room in North Virginia. Chicks in a sports bar? Oh my. What will they think of next?

Now we wait patiently for arcades with nail polish stations and golf courses that will caddy our five wardrobe changes.