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November 13, 2012

‘Fifty Shades of Chicken’ Is the Erotic Cookbook You’ve Always Wanted (PHOTOS) (VIDEO)

The way to a man’s heart is through his stomach — or so we’ve been told. Fifty Shades of Grey may have a sexy and tasty new contender: Fifty Shades of Chicken.

Didn’t think poultry could be so erotic? Well, think again.

The kinky new cookbook hits shelves on Tuesday and it comes with some impassioned pics and passages.

“I brood in the luscious marinade,” reads one snippet.

Bodily bondage (Via: Huffington Post)

And, “Some jerks are nicer than others.”

Tender poultry caresses (Via: Huffington Post)

“I’m going to rub you with extra-virgin olive oil, the best I have.” Oh my.

Chicken S&M (Via: Huffington Post)

Besides this chicken porn, there’s also a parody book trailer which is succulently seductive. The trailer’s description will have you salivating for some plump poultry: “A young, free-range chicken. A dominating, ravenous chef. A naughty tale of fowl play.”

Fifty Shades of Grey and the @NYTChicken may have some competition.