The Learning Channel (cue snickering) has a new show that’s about to hit the airwaves! What could it be? We’ll give you a hint: it’s a spinoff. Guesses?

No, it’s not Cake CEO, or Your Wedding Will Never Be Good Enough, or Gawk At Weird People 2: Electric Boogaloo.

It’s Here Comes Honey Boo Boo, a spinoff of Toddlers & Tiaras. So if you loved to hate that one, you’ll love to hate this one even more!

The show focuses on Alana, better known as Honey Boo Boo Child, who we first met on Toddlers & Tiaras. In case you’ve forgotten or are one of the blessed few who haven’t had to sit through an episode of that awful show, Honey Boo Boo is the one who was always hopped up on ‘go-go juice’, which is a mixture of Mountain Dew and Red Bull and shame.

The promo features belly jiggling, discussions about head lice, playing in mud, and pretty much every other ‘redneck’ trope you can think of. Also, at one point, little Honey Boo Boo actually says, “a dolla makes me holla.”

So, yeah.

If you’re looking for a hit of that sweet, sweet feeling of superiority, this is probably the show for you. Just know that while you’re pigging out on Taquitos and saying to yourself, “well, at least I’m not as stupid (or ugly, or whatever) as these people,” you’re actively being a part of the problem.

The show starts on August 8^th.