Jennifer Love Hewitt: My Breasts Are My Favorite, Have Served Me Well
At least she’s realistic about things.
In the non-surprise of the century, actress Jennifer Love Hewitt has acknowledged the role her breasts have played in her success and revealed that they are her favorite body part. She dropped the anti-bombshell in an interview in the latest issue of Maxim magazine.
The star hasn’t ever been shy about putting her 36-C pair of boobs front and center in her career. She’s posed with them prominently displayed on the covers of magazines, in promotional materials for her television shows and movies and at awards shows.
“It’s horrible to say, but I like my boobs,” said Hewitt. “They’ve always served me well. They’re good.”
Wait… how is that horrible to say? We were all thinking it.
It sounds like Hewitt is ready to embrace her sexuality and the role it plays in her success as an actress more than ever. She’s set to star as a prostitute on the upcoming Lifetime show The Client List. To prepare for the role, she says that she took pole dancing lessons.
She also says that she still enjoys vagazzaling, the (real) practice of gluing shiny, plastic “gems” around the outside of your vagina (I am not making this up).
“The fun part of being a girl is that there are little beauty things you can do to make yourself feel special. I can walk around all day and think, ‘Nobody has any idea that I have a sparkly secret in my pants right now.'”
Well, no… that’s not entirely correct. Now we all know you glued fake crystals to your hoo-ha, because you just told us.