June 21, 2011

Courtney Stodden – Doug Hutchinson’s Wife: Don’t Put it On me Music Video (Watch!)

When Green Mile’s Doug Hutchinson married Courtney Stodden it made me a little bit nervous – the fact that she’s kept this quiet since May made me think there was a little more to it.

And when they announced she was an aspiring country music star. An A-ha moment ensued.

A music video has just cropped up on TheHollywoodGossip. The song is called, “Don’t Put It On Me.”

(Excuse me while I take a moment to compose myself…)

Assuming this is NOT a cry for help — it is the worst thing I have ever seen. Like hands down. At least 89.5% of the craptastic videos on Youtube is better than this video. Watch her as she sits in a boat in a glam hot pink bikini complaining about how girls are giving her a hard time.

Now the thing that really confuses me the most is that Courtney Stodden doesn’t seem to know what “country music” is. I mean if you could call this actual music, she seems to have mistaken her genres. I don’t know how you can go from here to a country music career… she doesn’t exactly scream Taylor Swift.

But don’t worry her parents have gone on the record to say they completely support their marriage, and her mother also added: “She has real breasts, real lips, she’s not plastic.”

Are you SURE?

Check out the video below:

What do you think of the video?